Recently little g has become the queen of euphemisms. It all started when she threw something she wasn't supposed to, and I told her not to throw it. Her reply? "I didn't throw it, I just passed it." From there we moved on to, "I'm not hitting, I'm just patting" and "I'm not biting it, I'm just holding it with my teeth." I know laughing at this behavior will only encourage it, so I do my best to hold back the giggles when she says these things. But today I just couldn't keep from bursting into laughter with the newest euphemism. I was laying on the sofa when she climbed up and sat on my belly and started bouncing. When I told her not to bounce on me, she said, "I'm not bouncing, I'm just sitting up and down."